Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
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