In the future we'll all be gay
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
He had one of those small greek statue penises
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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