i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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