my soul wont recognize me after tonight
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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