I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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