Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
The cops high fived after they tackled you
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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