I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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