Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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