How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I puked a lego.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
Randomize
