Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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