love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
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