Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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