Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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