Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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