I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Randomize
