ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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