Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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