I met the friendliest cop last night
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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