shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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