do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize