Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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