i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
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Oh Jesus.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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