Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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