And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Randomize
