I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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