Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
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