party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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