Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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