Sponge bath it is.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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