Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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