i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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