I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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