it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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