What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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