So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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