trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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