you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
either way he was missing a nipple.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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