Someone shit on the floor
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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