I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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