I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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