glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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