I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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