He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
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