Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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