what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
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