My nipple is on Facebook.
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
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