Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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