My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
I can tuck mytits in my pants
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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