i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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