walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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