Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
you guys were way drunker than both of me
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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