they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
3 2 1 whiskey
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize
