im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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