Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
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