hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
i dont even know how to be here
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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